Monday, June 21, 2010

No iPhone, Day 6

I have discovered a potential light at the end of the technological tunnel. A little birdie told me that the local AT&T stores get the new iPhones in this week. I could potentially walk in and purchase one as early as Thursday. Unfortunately, this means that I will have to be one of..."those people" who camp out on the sidewalk the night before.

Do I really want to be that guy? Is this type of behavior appropriate over a phone? Am I addicted? Does this classify as some type of mental imbalance? I'm not sure. I guess I could approach it as a lark, or as a self-depricating joke at my own expense. It could give me some good time to sit and listen to music or sermons, or read my Bible or one of my currently in-progress books. Heck, maybe I could strike up conversation with the other iPhone addicts, assuming they know any other language besides Klingon or Qenya elvish.

Or I could just get used to it and learn to love my borrowed LG Chocolate....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, I couldn't keep it together there.

Dawn Treader Preview

My expectations are really high for this movie. I'm pretty certain this is my favorite or 2nd favorite of the Chronicles of Narnia set.

Friday, June 18, 2010

No iPhone, Day 3

The word is "workaround." For nearly 4 years, I have had the iPhone in my pocket to help me accomplish an unbelievable amount of tasks. Now, with no iPhone, I'm having to remember how to accomplish things on my own, without the assistance of the most sophisticated consumer technology in the history of the planet. Here are the most important 4 things that I've come to rely on the iPhone for:

1. Phone calling. This normally simple task has proven to be nearly impossible for me the last 3 days. Assuming that I can figure out how to even MAKE a phone call on this borrowed LG Chocolate, I don't know anyone's number. The iPhone has done a great job of freeing up hard drive space in my brain by storing phone numbers for me, including people who have had the same phone number for 5+ years. Thank goodness I have the Address Book in the Mac, or I'd be toast.

2. Text messaging. I've tried the T9 word thing, I've tried just going standard, I've tried yelling into the phone to get it to dictate it for me. Nothing. In addition, I have the same problem as above regarding not knowing any numbers. If someone texts me, I have a short conversation with myself wondering how mad they'll be at me when they never get a response from me.

3. Music. I've totally got this one covered; the workaround is my old iPod classic. I actually have more music than I could ever fit on the iPhone, so having nearly my whole music library with me has actually been kinda fun. That said, the whole reason I wanted the iPhone in the first place was because I was tired of carrying around two different devices. I spent some time yesterday trying to glue the classic to the Chocolate, but I have yet to discover the right glue for the job.

4. Appointments. Again, I find myself turning back in earnest to my MacBook. The address book in the computer has always synced up automatically with the iPhone, but now I don't have the constant reminders or access to my events. (It should be noted that I used to miss a LOT more appointments before I got the iPhone. This is probably the most beneficial purpose it has served.) Now, when I start my day, I pull a page from the Mike Rawalt playbook: sticky notes. I just look through my appointments for the day, and use the appropriately colored sticky note to match my mood for that day.

There are many other things that I could and would be using my iPhone for if I had it, but these are the top 4. Facebook, email, wikipedia, and a myriad of other web tasks can easily be accomplished on my laptop; I just can't be as mobile with all of it.

The one thing that is definitely killing me is that I was leading almost ALL of my Words With Friends games, and by the time my new iPhone shows up, they will have been automatically deleted. I hope that I can get my swagger back...

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

No iPhone, Day 1

Last night, I sold my iPhone 3Gs, and pre-ordered the new iPhone 4. Alas, it will now be mid-July before my new one arrives. Let the chronicles begin...

Day 1: I'm not exactly sure where I am, who I am, or what day it is. The shaking and cold sweats wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for all the vomiting, too.

I keep hearing weird noises, then realizing it is the abominable Nokia in my hoodie pocket. I look at the screen, see some text, but have no idea how to respond. Not only is the technology failing me, but so is my grasp of language itself.

In desperation, I called the guy (not joking) who I sold the phone to and confessed that I had made a terrible mistake. I asked...no, begged for him to sell me back the 3Gs. He told me that his friend had bought if for him. I called the friend. No answer...

...I feel so cold, so very alone...

Why does Steve Jobs want to do this to me? If Steve Jobs is all-powerful and all-good, why can't he end the suffering in the world?